Life of Lux: Wonkted Dead or Alive


Ever wanted to truly know what goes on in the life of Luxkin, one of the server’s most… special moonkins? Life of Lux is a regular post which informs you all about the Life…. you guessed it. Of Lux.

A joyful birthday event this week was interrupted by the shock murder of 7 people, including a tall goat lady, a shadow-like thing and a fat bird. The suspect was caught in the act by our advanced CCTV system, placed throughout the capital cities of the world.

Wonk, a troll shaman, seemed to call upon some unearthly power to fling these poor bystanders to their doom. Before police could catch the dastardly crook, he fled from the scene, just 5 minutes after the brutal killing. Wonk is still at large and we advise readers to stay away from him on sight, and call the police.

Rewards are already being given for the successful capture of Wonk.

Rewards are already being given for the successful capture of Wonk.